that was offensive. and lame.

open wide, pam and take a big old spoonful of birthday lunch medicine. take with food!

2009-11-06T05:28:30Z

i'm tired because i used all my energy at work TRYING NOT TO FREAK OUT ABOUT THE FACT THAT I'M GOING TO SEE MY BB COCO O'BRIEN AGAIN ON THANKSGIVING.
LAFJLJFLSFJOWFWER!!!!

01. dwigt, ur fucking weird.
02. OH, YOU'RE A WOMAN AND YOU HAVE TO REFUSE FOOD THE FIRST TIME. lmfao so true.
03. oh, now ryan is an artist. LOVES IT.
04. oh god, kelly's tits.
05. aw pam's mom is so cute.
06. ILU KELLY. ILU SFM. U R ME.
07. angela, ilu and your cunty ways.
08. JIM AND PAM SO FUCKING PRESH. UNF.
09. creed. wtf?!
10. WE JUST WANT YOU TO SUCCEED, PAMMY.
11. do not test my politeness.
12. lmfao pam. SCOTT FAMILY.
13. awwwwww michael is such a thoughtful guy. HE MEANS WELL.
14. lmfao forever. michael didn't recognize how old she was.
15. OH, MICHAEL. HE'S ROBBING THE GRAVE.
16. i can't wait for the bb!!!
17. oh, michael this is horrible and awkward. I LOVE IT.
18. 'terrible, terrible thing'
19. this is dinner party part 2. for sure.
20. michael, i know how awkward this is for you. I JUST WANT TO HUG YOU.
21. michael thinks he's 22.
22. OH THE SILENCE WHEN THE WAITRESS VISITS. I DO THIS ALL THE TIME. FUCK I LOVE THIS SHOW.
23. 'that is a recipe for a ghost.'
24. pamela beesley HALPERT. is this real life?!
25. MOAR RYAN AND KELLY.
26. DUDE EVERY TIME I SEE JIM'S WEDDING RING. JIM AND PAM ARE MARRIED.
27. lol toby. U WISH U WERE PAM.
28. lmao kelly's eating popcorn.
29. PUT YOUR HANDS IN YOUR POCKETS!
30. i love panicky michael almost more than anything.
31. LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO HE'S CRYING.
32. are you okay? NOO.
33. ROFL FOREVER. SRS.
34. WHY ARE YOU LIMPING?! IDK!!
35. dude. lmfao. still laughing.
36. HE HAS A HOVER CAR AND A HOVER HOUSE.
37. michael scott is so optimistic. and i love him.

I'VE BEEN LISTENING TO SUBTLE SEXUALITY ALL WEEK.
I STILL LOVE IT.

I LOVE THIS SHOW SFM.

three weeks from today i'll be eating turkey with mr. conan o'brien.
:] :] :]

join your gangster pumpkin on his pallet truck of doom!

2009-10-30T04:33:03Z

01. wtf why is it only halloween in the cold open again? GTFO.
02. ILU RYAN EDWARD CULLEN.
03. pam is so qt in her costume.
04. jesus fucking christ, if i were one of those kids, michael would have ruined my life.
05. IT'S STILL WEIRD THAT JIM IS A MANAGER. WTF.
06. but then i see the wedding ring and all is well. JIM HAS A WEDDING RING AND PAM HAS THE OTHER ONE. W.T.F.
07. fuck, i love andrew bernard. SING TO ME ANYTIME, PLZ.
08. steve carell's haircut is distracting me. MICHAEL SCOTT WOULD NEVER HAVE HAIR THAT SHORT. HE GETS HIS ADULT CUT PLUS AT FANTASTIC SAM'S, TYVM.
09. looks like someone's got a case of the definitely's!
10. MICHAEL FELL IN A KOI POND. ILU, OFFICE.
11. I'M NOT GONNA BUMP I'M NOT GONNA BUMP.
12. do we have any of those clips that hold paper together? staples? OH, ROFL.
13. haha kelly erin. 'that was mean.'
14. THEY'RE MOCKING U WITH WORD PLAY. DID U FIND NEMO? THESE ARE FULL OF SO MUCH WIN.
15. omg lmao dwight's nose. IT'S TOO SMALL.
16. sex with a terrorist?!
17. OH, ANDY. Y SO CREEPY?! ILU THO.
18. i need a picture of michael scott's ponytail.
19. oh, michael. AWKWARD. DO I LAUGH OR CRY? IDK IDK IDK IDK.
20. squirrel angela!
21. awwwwwww andy. :[
22. PAM, I FEEL U ON KELLY ERIN.
23. lmfao he fucking FELL IN THAT POND. LMFAO.
24. this episode is so awkward. I DIDN'T ASK U.
25. dude. dwight is so confused with his theory.
26. "oscar's a douche."
27. I LOVE JIM AND MICHAEL IDGAF.
28. KELLY ERIN, THAT IS PRECIOUS THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO READ THE FAXES. I'M SO NOSY. I'M NOT LIKE U.
29. erin/andy plz. I'M OVER OSCAR/ANDY OK.

yeah, hi i've listened to 'male prima donna' at least 20 times. I BOUGHT THE SONG AND VIDEO TOO. IT'S AMAZING. ILU MINDY KALING. HELLO BJ NOVAK CROTCH GRAB. AND ANDY'S CROP PANTS WITH SWEATSHIRT AROUND THE WAIST. ILU. oh, also? the mindy/bj making out in the actual webisode? HOT. HOT. HOT. HOT.

your mother is sleeping with michael scott.

2009-10-23T05:06:17Z

HILARIOUS. DUDE. LOLZ FOREVER.

01. UNF JIMPAM SEXYTIME.
02. ILU KELLY KAPOOR.
03. FRANK AND BEANNNNNNNNNNNNNNS.
04. WHY ARE THEY SO PRECIOUS EVEN AFTER THEY'RE MARRIED?!
05. BLIND MICHAEL. I WILL BE LAUGHING AT THIS FOREVER. TRYING TO TOUCH JIM'S BOOBS. ILU MICHAEL.
06. need a .gif of michael knocking over his mug. naooooooo.
07. and the boob grabbing too.
08. conquackulations!
09. cocaleche!
10. i love the receptionist/ex-receptionist awkwarness.
11. DO I SEE JIM HALPERT PLAYING WITH THIS WEDDING RING? BRB.
12. oh, jim. swearing. office swearing will never not make me laugh.
13. OH, MICHAEL. MIMICKING CAR SEX. ILU.
14. lmfao lmfao lmfao toby hate. lmfao lmfao lmfao. 'WHAT DID I DO?!'
15. DON'T CALL HER THE MOM. OH, ANGRY JIM. UNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.
16. omg the beely/halperts are so fucking precious. UGH. WANT A JIM. NOW.
17. jim/pam sexytime in his office, y/n?
18. is kelly erin michael's new favorite?
19. OH, PAM. I FEEL FOR U.
20. GOD MICHAEL'S FACE IS AMAZING. HIS LOOK TO PAM WAS SO AMAZINGLY CREEPY.
21. AND HIS RUM PARROT IS HUMPING THE BOTTLE. UGH I LOVE THIS SHOW.
22. pam is so pregnant now! how qt.
23. DWIGHT, U R GIVING ME THE CHILLS. WTF. CREEP-Y.
24. jim. brought. her hot chocolate. and her coat. and used a singsong voice. <3<3<3<3<3<3
25. LOL IS CREED CRYING?! ROFL.
26. krasinski looks super pale. is he a sicky?
27. BYE, PICKLE
28. PAM, TOO FAR WITH THE TALKING BACK TO YOUR BOSS. SRSLY. ILU ANYWAY THO.
29. oh, michael. WHY MUST YOU MAKE ME FEEL BAD FOR YOU. D:
30. lmao ryan howard. where have u been?!
31. oh, angela. just the right amount of bitchiness!
32. OH, JIM. A+ GIVE IT TO KELLY.
33. 'what the hell is a mallard?' ilu kelly.
34. RYAN AND KELLY FOREVER.
35. lmao toby totally just got his hopes up to have a new bff named michael gary scott.
36. PAM SWEARING TOO. I LOVE THIS.
37. haha dwight fail!
38. UGH PRECIOUS JIM/PAM MOMENTS EVERY EPISODE NAO PLZ.
39. lol creepy dwight, i've missed u.

YOU GUYS. THIS EPISODE WAS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS. MOAR EPS LIKE THIS, PLZ.
last week's still hasn't made it to my ipod. gtfo.

wait, you don't know about jail?

2009-10-16T03:31:24Z

it was funny... but i'm not rewatching.
i seriously got super nervous about jim's credit card being canceled!
WHY AM I WORRYING ABOUT THEM LIKE THEY'RE REAL?

also, i loved that they are honeymooning in puerto rico!
JIM AND PAM ARE ON A HONEYMOON? WAT?

OH OH OH I LOL'D SO HARD AT ANDY AND HIS MECHANIC STORE. <3
AND WHEN HE HID HIS WEAPON UNDER A NAPKIN.

also, MOAR RYAN HOWARD.

NO SPOILERS -- SO NO QUOTE!

2009-10-09T03:12:14Z

i have only watched it one time so far, but wow.
i didn't cry as much as i thought i was going to, but this episode was so fucking FUNNY.

the rehearsal speech with andy crying. <3
HOW MANY TIMES WAS THE WORD 'SCROTUM' USED? I LOL'D EVERY TIME.
the veil/tie cutting scene was so beautiful. UGH GOD. BRB CRYING.
the dance down the aisle was perfect.
i love love love love that jim and pam ran off to get married.
IT'S SO SOMETHING THEY WOULD DO.
I LOVE THAT WE DIDNT' HEAR ANYTHING.

JIM AND PAM ARE MARRIED, YOU GUYS.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

i love this show.

THERE WAS NOT ENOUGH KELLY THO.

you know what i want to do today? i want to marry you.

2009-10-08T05:21:44Z

holy shit.
jim and pam are getting married.

please watch this and get emotional.

i started watching this show obsessively starting with 'the injury'.
three and a half years ago.
since then i have waited every week to see what cute thing jim and pam were going to do.
and never in a million, billion years did i ever think that we would ever see jim and pam's WEDDING.
if you would have told me this three years ago, i would have laughed at you.

this is to 'mixed berry', pam falling asleep on jim's shoulder during diversity day, spontaneous dental hydroplosion, jim almost getting beat up by roy for touching pam, PAM OGLING JIM'S FINE BASKETBALL ASS, the basketball trash talking, pam being jealous of katy purse girl, the drunk kiss at the dundies, pam wanting to ask jim a question after the dundies, flonkerton, the olympic doves, pam's mom asking 'which one's jim?', pam's face during WHO WOULD YOU DO?!, "i'd seriously blow my brains out if you left", pam getting mad at jim for picking her up at the dojo and jim's DEJECTED AS FUCK FACE, threat level midnight and the rooftop dinner date ["i'm not a complainer."], pam and jim in his bedroom during his bbq, THE. TEAPOT., TWENTY FUCKING SEVEN SECONDS OF SILENCE ON THE BOOZE CRUISE, jim's face after roy sets a wedding date, [dunder-mifflin, this is JIM.], six voicemails that pam left jim after he was in the annex all day, jim lying to pam about liking her, take your daughter to work day, "i'm leaving on june 8th...", ICE SKATING AT MICHAEL'S BIRTHDAY, the fake date to the drug store to get fabric softener, their fight about the art program, JIM GETTING UPSET ABOUT ROY NOT CARING ABOUT PAM'S FEELINGS AND PAM BEING OBLIVIOUS TO IT, the jinx game, JIM COMPLAINING ABOUT PAM TO TOBY, JIM HELPING PAM PICK WEDDING BANDS FOR HER ROY WEDDING, casino night [dude. i'll never forget how NERVOUS i was when jim walked in to the office.], pam saying 'no' to jim, JIM FUCKING MOVING TO STAMFORD AND DATING KAREN?!, pam growing up and becoming independent, THE SURPRISE PHONE CONVO ABOUT THE THREE KITCHENS AND THEN JIM THINKING PAM DIDN'T WANT TO TALK TO HIM ANYMORE, jim coming back to scranton and being cold and distant to pam, THE CHRISTMAS PRANK WITH DWIGHT, ANDY'S CELL PHONE IN THE CEILING [omg remember when they touched hands and we collectively jimped?!], jim telling karen he still had feelings for pam, JIM CATCHING PAM STARING AT HIM AND KAREN AT PHYLLIS' WEDDING, pam attempting/failing at flirting with jim, pam telling ryan she needed a bf in front of jim, JIM ALMOST GETTING KILLED BY ROY, pam apologizing to jim for him almost getting killed and jim acting like a cunt, PAM GETTING FED UP AND WALKING THRU COALS TO GET THE COURAGE TO TELL JIM HOW SHE FELT, pam's yogurt medal note to jim ["don't forget us when you're famous!"], 'SO, IT'S A DATE.', the hand holding at the fun run, their first trip away to schrute farms, the 'money' kiss, dinner party adorableness, jim being so supportive of pam when she was accepted to pratt, jim's nervous face during the non-proposal, HE BOUGHT AN ENGAGEMENT RING A WEEK AFTER THEY GOT TOGETHER, OK?!, the proposal in the rain, jim visiting pam at her dorm, both of their faces when pam failed art school, PAM SURPRISING JIM IN THE PARKING LOT COMING BACK FROM PRATT, he bought her a fucking house [with a hilarious clown painting. and an art studio. thankfully it wasn't a terrace.], THE THINGS JIM TOLD PAM'S DAD THAT MADE HER CRY <3, "you know what i want to do today? i want to marry you." and lastly surprise bb tuna.

yes, i did that all from memory.
yes, it almost made me cry.
let's discuss, have some wine/cake and cry because it's like they're people we know in real life that have gone through so much to get to where they are today.

JIM. AND PAM. ARE GETTING MARRIED.

also, i found this and it is the most amazing thing ever.

I'M SO EXCITED YOU GUYS. OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.

P.S. I'M NOT JUST EXCITED FOR JIM AND PAM.
I'M EXCITED FOR THE DANCING DOWN THE AISLE.
I'M EXCITED FOR MOAR BOOB JOKES.
I'M EXCITED FOR MICHAEL AT THE WEDDING.
I CAN'T WAITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.

P.P.S. TO ALL OF YOU GUYS THAT COMMENT ON ALL OF MY OFFICE RECAPS, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. I FEEL LIKE WE'VE EARNED THIS.

HER KID NEEDS SHOES, JIM.

2009-10-02T05:01:35Z

OK SO. ONE WEEK UNTIL THE WEDDING. BRB FREAKING OUT.

01. DNW JIM'S NEW OFFICE.
02. DNW PAM SITTING AT JIM'S DESK. WTF?
03. DNW JIM WEARING SUITS. GTFO I HATE CHANGE.
04. dwight's such a cunt now. i miss season 1 dwight sfm.
05. jim can close the blinds in his office for sexytime.
06. ILU SFM, OSCAR.
07. michael is acting like a cuntbag and i love him for it. I LOVE HIM.
08. JIMOTHY. JIMOTHY. JIMOTHY. ROFL FOREVER.
09. lol phyllis and her birdhouse mailbox. it can go with the clown painting at casa halpert.
10. wtf why does mindy look like a HOT MESS. WTF.
11. SENIOR CO-MANAGER
12. lmao he's texting d.wall. <3
13. holy shit michael's nerd voice is AMAZING.
14. oh, kevin. YOU WANT MY MONEY?
15. 'TO LOVE'S ETERNAL GLORY.' ROFLROFLROFLROFL <3
16. omg he wrote it to PAM HALPERT. AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
17. p.s. CREED AND MEREDITH?! DIDN'T I READ THIS IN A FANFIC 3 YEARS AGO?!
18. I. LOVE. BITTER.MICHAEL. SCOTT.
19. RYAN AND KELLY ARE BACK TOGETHER?!?!?!?!?!?!
20. omg jim is already pulling a michael. <3
21. I HAVE A HEART ON FOR THIS SHOW. SFM.
22. I HAVE A HEART ON FOR THIS DRAWING OF TOBY.
23. lmao @ michael peeking out the door.
24. UGH DWIGHT GTFO
25. aww new pam don't make fun of old pam!
26. WHAT DOES A BEAN MEAN?!
27. michael + jim = bff
28. I THOUGHT MICHAEL SAID SHIT.
29. i love ryan and pam.
30. OH, PAM. WAT.

so how about the newest wedding promo that made me start weeping like a little bitch?

ugh. i am going to be openly weeping the entire hour. i can feel it already.

SINCE I HAVE NEXT THURSDAY OFF [PAID], I WILL MOST LIKELY BE WIRTING A SAPPY RETROSPECTIVE BEFORE THE WEDDING.
<3 <3 <3

brb.

2009-09-26T06:04:33Z

UNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.

unless there's ribs.

2009-09-25T03:36:32Z

01. oh michael, just because he likes it in the butt. D:
02. the sad thing is that he's completely 100% serious. no mocking whatsoever. <3
03. lmao he's trying to listen thru the wall.
04. 'FROM WHO, DR. J?' lmao
05. "Y'ALL HAVIN BIRTHDAY CAKE?" lmao i could totally hear him saying that.
06. oh, toby. L.M.F.A.O.
07. MOAR PAM BOOB JOKES. LOVE THEM. I'VE BEEN WAITING ALL SUMMER.
08. moar r.kelly!
09. OH, PAM. SMARTY. DESTINATION WEDDING.
10. michael just wants a family party at the halpert wedding!
11. I'D REALLY LIKE TO BE THERE TO SUPPORT JIM.
12. 'it's a total mind effer.'
13. CHEESE CART. I MISSED THE PART WHERE HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO BE IN THE CART, SO WHEN HE CRAWLED OUT I STARTED CHOKING.
14. 'a light rind, which i think you'll find both challenging and delicious.'
15. OH, MICHAEL IN THE CART. LMAO FOREVER. NEED A GIF PLZ.
16. i love how toby is just lounging in the trans am.
17. I SRSLY LOSE IT WHEN THERE ARE BLEEPED OUT WORDS.
18. LMFAO OMG DWIGHT AND TRASHCANS AND LADY DUDES.
19. ilu ryan howard. ilu sfm.
20. ilu michael for namedropped maria and gordon. <3
21. jim spends too much time at reception? O RLY, TOBY? JELLUS?
22. kimmmay pointed out that d.wall always waves to the camera. AND HE SO DOES.
23. lmao dwight and darryl's sister. lmfaooooooooooooo
24. lmao did he put it on mute?! HAHA
25. awww jim looks so nervous. <3
26. TOBY FLENDERSON IS DOING DRUGS.
27. lol toby's head.
28. OH BUSTED, DARRYL.
29. toby will never not be hilarious.
30. PUNCH HIM, JIM. GOD MICHAEL ILU SFM.
31. I LOVE WHEN MICHAEL GETS LIKE THIS. ALL SENTIMENTAL. AWWWW.
32. SOUND EFFECTS. MICHAEL IS DOING SOUND EFFECTS. AMAZING.
33. omg and now the show is different forever? DON'T MOVE JIM FROM HIS DESK, PLZ. PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
34. dude. intense. MICHAEL WILL NEVER LOSE JIM. EVER.
35. lol dwight. THIS IS HIS WORST NIGHTMARE.
36. HELLS YEAH.
37. meredith is such a wretch. ILH.

dude. i'm nervous. i'm nervous about how this is going to change the show. I'M FUCKING EXCITED FOR THE WEDDING. I GOT REALLY EMOTIONAL ABOUT IT ON THE WAY TO WORK THE OTHER MORNING. that will be in a blog closer to the event, tho.

OH ALSO, HI CUTEST NON COUPLE EVER. JOHN/JENNA FOREVER, PLZ.

this will be arriving on my doorstep tomorrow afternoon and then i'll have to buy an extra because i'm framing the fuck out of these pictures.
i've been waiting four years for this, guys. INSANE.

if i can't scuba, then what's this all been about? what am i working toward?

2009-09-18T04:29:56Z

i cannot believe we're in the SIXTH season already.
where has time gone?!
i kind of miss the days where premiere day was full of anxiety because we didn't know the outcome of anything jim and pam related.
but knowing that things are going well and there's no conflict feels pretty nice too.

ANYWAY, great episode tonight.
i lol'd irl many times!

01. PARKOUR!
02. i love any time michael dances, sings or jumps around.
03. LMAO GET OFF GET OFF ILU ANDY I MISSED U.
04. ...and michael is still filming. HAHA
05. DUDE. I AM SO GLAD THEY DIDN'T CHANGE THE CREDITS. i was actually kind of worried.
06. oh meredith, sexually harassing the interns.
07. OH KELLY, I MISSED YOU.
08. STILL CAN'T BELIEVE PAM'S PREGNANT. STILL CAN'T BELIEVE JIM AND PAM ARE TOGETHER.
09. POOPBALL.
10. lmao is michael treating kevin like he's retarded?
11. OMG THE SIDE WINDOW RETURNS. last time was when dwight put his head thru it, y/n?
12. UGH STANLEY GTFO.
13. IT DEPENDS ON HOW MANY I EAT. hahaha
14. oh michael. <3 'classic whodunnit'
15. SHE'S GONNA HATE BEING A MOM.
16. i thought kevin was making a teabag joke. D:
17. i love how andy has a cory matthews thought process about being gay. BROCCOLI ROB.
18. as in, cory matthews always believed anything anyone told him.
19. I HOPE ANDY'S GAY. ANDY/OSCAR PLZ
20. lmao andy/brad pitt. loves it.
21. THIS IS NOT REAL BRAD PITT. IT'S JUST A SCENARIO.
22. ilu oscar.
23. 'one of you will make a great mother.'
24. lmao kelly. 'ME TOO.'
25. LIL BABY TUNA. OMG.
26. ANGELA I MISSED U TOO. 'want me to say it again?'
27. OMG. CREED. SCUBA. LMFAO.
28. I HAVE A DAUGHTER, HOW CAN I BE A VIRGIN? LMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAO
29. i love how kevin is always so affected when he speaks. ROBOT KEVIN.
30. PAM IN CARDIS AGAIN, PLZ. I HATE HER NEW WARDROBE.
31. 'don't get on it. don't get on. do not. step away.' AND HE DOES. <3
32. OH, ANDY.
33. omgggggggggggggggggggggg. JIM AND PAM BB. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
34. i can't believe they told everyone so soon! AND THE PAM'S BOOBS JOKES I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR ALL SUMMER ARE HERE ALREADY. THEY DID NOT DISAPPOINT.
35. awwww jim/pam bb is legit!
36. THAT IS THE INSIDE OF YOUR VAGINA.
37. lmao michael is so upset.
38. I LOVE HOW TERI IS ON QUITE A BIT BUT SHE'S NEVER SPOKEN A WORD.
39. OH, MICHAEL. SAYING THE WRONG NAME. ROFLROFLROFL TWICE.
40. his face is amazing. lmfao
41. ilu michael.
42. lol so michael got his sebring!! and now he needs another one.
43. AWWWWWWWWWWW JIM! AND PAM! SO QT. OMG.
44. lmao that one intern does look like alan thicke. hahaha

duuuuuuuuuuuuuude. i'm so excited for this season. and i'm loving the new nbc promos!

maybe__katie @ 2009-09-13T17:39:00

2009-09-14T00:40:14Z

ok, so how about today being the first day ever where my thighs didn't touch while i was walking?
and i saw my cheekbones yesterday?

mind.fuck.

things were going so well for me and then this had to happen:

2009-08-29T06:03:59Z

my first reaction was: 'her? really? mayonegg?'
no, really. not a fan of the e.blunt.
i don't get the love for her. please enlighten me.

and srsly, WHY DO I FUCKING CARE SO MUCH?
I WOULD NEVER WANT TO MEET HIM REAL LIFE FOR FEAR OF BEING SO EMBARASSED THAT I WOULD DIE.
BRING BACK RASHIDA AND/OR JOHN/JENNA FOREVER.
I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS.
ILU RASHIDA!

REMEMBER WHEN KRAS WAS A DOUGHY LITTLE GUY THAT WORE HIS HAIR LIKE JIM HALPERT CIRCA SEASON 2 OF THE OFFICE WITH THE BLUNT [NO PUN INTENDED] BANGS. WHEN NO ONE KNEW WHO HE WAS?

REMEMBER?!

SHE IS A V.LUCKY LADY:

i totes had this saved on my computer.

RIP JOHN'S BACHELOR[NESS?], I WILL MISS U. NOW HE CAN GO HANG OUT WITH GEORGE CLOONEY ON HIS YACHT IN ITALY WITH HIS SUPER FAMOUS GF. GTFO.

dude, i need a fucking life.
i thought the last time i would ever feel affected by something like this WAS WHEN I LEARNED JEFF TIMMONS HAD A DAUGHTER. GTFO. AND I WAS 14.

this is ridiculous, i feel drunk even though i'm not and i think i'm dehydrated.
it's too hot out.

p.s. i will now use my 'i want to bang john krasinski' tag for every entry. JUST BECAUSE I CAN.
p.p.s. please don't judge me.

11:11 has always been lucky to me.

2009-08-26T03:26:47Z

gtfo, you guys.
srsly.

i found out when i was in line at the bank and the bank guys celebrated with me.
FUCK I'M SO EXCITED.

bfd. engaged ain't married.

2009-08-24T03:17:02Z

GTFO ALL OF THESE PICTURES ARE MAKING ME FREAK OUT.

I HAVE SO MUCH TO SAY BUT I CAN'T ARTICULATE IT IN TO WORDS. MAYBE I'LL MAKE A VID. OMFG OMFG OMFG.

PLZ JOIN ME IN SQUEEFEST '09. LADJFLADNLASNGKEFOWEUR

lol these are making me cry:

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table up front for merch, plz.

2009-08-07T04:44:49Z

my photo is the #1 viewed photo on the sbtb:now photo booth.
[YES I TOOK A PICTURE OF MYSELF WITH THE PEOPLE MAGAZINE COVER. YES I'M PROUD. YES I FREAKED OUT WHEN I HEARD ABOUT THE REUNION.]
should i be proud?

lolol

I TWEET TOO MUCH, YOU GUYS.
I MISS U.
IT'S ALMOST TIME FOR OFFICE BLOGS AGAIN I'M SO EXCITED.

maybe i'll finally get around to blogging about 'cafe disco' bc i never had a chance and now i've seen it like 20 times.
love that episode!

I HOPE TO BLOG SOON.

maybe__katie @ 2009-06-16T09:46:00

2009-06-16T16:46:56Z

PEOPLE, I'M DOING A FRIENDS CUT.
IDK WHY I FELT THE NEED TO DO THIS, BUT IF YOU COMMENT REGULARLY AND ILU, THEN YOU'RE SAFE.

also, i just realized i'm a member of a disgusting amount of office fic communities.
WHERE DO I FIND THE TIME TO READ THIS SHIT? UGH.

i look like mr. madonna!

2009-06-09T02:36:00Z

brb dying.
tiffani, plz sign on to the reunion!
i would die so hard.

i feel weird for not updating since may, but i tweet too much and have nothing to write about.
add me if you haven't!

boom. roasted.

2009-05-29T05:37:51Z

so.
i just saw the commercial for jay leno's last show.
then i realized that johnny carson's last show was 17 years ago.
and i remember watching it.
my mom randomly took me to toys r us super late at night and got me a toy car garage and a little police car.
and we played with it in the living room while the show was on.
idk, i was a weird kid.

kimmy and i have been having an office marathon for the last week and a half.
we at least watch one a day, but we're already up to the end of season three.
that season is harder to watch now than it was when it was first on.
karen filipelli makes me irate and jim and pam being indifferent/mean to each other breaks my heart.
ughhhhhhhhhhhh.

also: surprise office episode on at ten tonight!
I LOVE THE SUPER BOWL EPISODE SFM.

work is going to suck for the next few weeks.
i can feel it.

Writer's Block: Places to Lay Your Head

2009-05-27T05:45:22Z

long time no update, guys!
i've been tweeting a lot, as most of you know.
also, these last few weeks have been kind of shitty and boring.
so i'll use one of these writer's block prompt things.

How many different places (cities, houses, apartments, dorm rooms, etc.) have you lived in? Which is your favorite? And your least favorite?

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i lived in four different apartments in one complex from when i was born until i was 14.
first one was T106. i have many fond memories of that one. i lived there from the time i was born until i was eight. most of my childhood took place there. sadly, we were flooded out of it right before i turned nine. super traumatic.

second was a studio apartment #v204. we lived there for... 3 months? while we were waiting to get into a new apartment after the flood. it was a weird situation, a studio apartment for my parents and i. especially since i had never lived anywhere else before.

third was apartment #s205. we lived there for about a year or two...? i don't even remember! the kids next door and i became super close. we would hang out on our shared walkway on friday nights until midnight. i miss those days. they moved away and then we moved after we got asshole downstairs neighbors that wouldn't stop smoking.

fourth was #t201. it's weird, all of these apartments were on the same side of the complex. even when i drive by now i look at all of my old bedroom windows. i lived in this one the entire time i was in middle school. a lot of my nsync memories come from here!

fifth is the place that i still live in. this has been my room since i was 14. it's weird, it's been almost ten years and i've gone through a lot here. it'll be weird when i leave.

how this horse because a doctor, i don't know.

2009-05-15T03:56:16Z

MY SPECULATION WAS CORRECT.

how did krasinski start crying like that?! am i super emotional because i've been watching this show for so long?!

did this really happen?! has it seriously gotten to the point where jim and pam can have babies?

like, sometimes i feel like they're still not together. this is so crazy. wtf.

THAT WAS SO CUTE I'M NOT EVEN MAKING SENSE OMG.

ALSO, MEREDITH'S HALF SHIRT AND COWBOY BOOTS WAS CRACKING ME UP THE WHOLE TIME.

ugh ugh ugh ugh i love how this wasn't a cliffhanger.

you guys, jim and pam are so cute and they're going to have bebes! awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

AND I TOTALLY LOVE HOW THERE WAS NO DIALOGUE LIKE IN CASINO NIGHT.

now i feel like i have to watch every fucking episode ever and cry because of how much these characters have gone through! i feel like these are real people.

you can't steal what is legally your property.

2009-05-08T05:13:49Z

fantastic episode tonight.
super funny.

recap tomorrow, as i just gave myself a haircut and i have to go to bed in 20 minutes.

yay for randomly opening on a friday!
also, birthday weekend is finally here!

disneyland on sunday and bday dinner on saturday.
so excited!!!!

what did i tell you about making forts in my warehouse?

2009-05-01T03:35:33Z

my favorite parts ever:
01. KEVIN'S MOANS WHEN HE'S CRAWLING IN THE CHILI. ROFL.
02. kelly's outfit.
03. ryan is back in his old desk!!!
04. MEREDITH, YOUR BOOB IS OUT.
05. angela's screaming.
06. kelly's outfit again.
07. creed thinking jim is gay and then NOT KNOWING WHY HE'D HOOK HIM UP WITH HIS DAUGHTER?!
08. darryl yelling about forts.
09. michael fake firing pam. because i really thought he gave it to ryan!
10. pam and ryan's talking head!

i hope that pam quits the sales job and goes back to reception. kelly erin is boring, and it's not the office without pam as the voice of dunder-mifflin!!! also, pam's cardi was so fucking cute!

our balls are in your court.

2009-04-24T05:03:47Z

i would just like to say that this episode was my favorite episode of the season.
steve carell did a fantastic directing job.
it felt like old times were here again.

boner patrol!
i think the last time i was on the edge of my seat during this show was the season three finale.
i freaked out when dwight went in the kitchen to talk to charles!
i love ryan.
i love that michael is really smart sometimes.
i love love love that jim reallly wanted to help them [pam.].
I LOVED THAT MICHAEL KICKED CHARLES OUT. FUCKING LOVED IT AND THEN PUT HIS FOOT ON JIM'S DESK.

plz get rid of kelly erin and bring back pam to reception!
i am going to enjoy jim/pam being desk buddies, tho. so qt. omg.

i am fucking psyched about how this season is going to end. bring on the good episodes, office staff! plz!

tastes like splenda, gets you drunk like scotch.

2009-04-23T05:06:47Z

i was too tired to do my meme yesterday, so i'm doing two days today:

what made me happy yesterday:
i'm crossing my fingers and i don't want to get my hopes up too much, but i'm quite possibly going to see conan on june 4th. i don't want to think about it and freak out, but holy fuck!!!!!

what made me happy today:
i bought the last curling iron at work that was on sale for $19.99. usually 27! exciting!

Comment on this entry, and I will:
1. Tell you why I friended you.
2. Associate you with something - fandom, a song, a color, a photo, a word etc.
3. Tell you something I like about you.
4. Tell you a memory I have of you.
5. Ask something I've always wanted to know about you.
6. Tell you my favorite user pic of yours.
7. In return, you must post this in your LJ.

kimmy and i are totally into youtubing.
we're coming up with fun office videos, so if you are interested, plz subscribe!

trust me, you won't be walking. you'll be boogying.

2009-04-17T04:40:34Z

01. PAM IS FIERCE WITH THE CHEESEPUFFS!
02. omg i love random cold opens. they are amazing!
03. WEDDING PLANNING?! JIM AND PAM WEDDING PLANNING?
04. omg. andy's solo! omg. omg. omg.
05. ok, seriously, JIM AND PAM ARE GETTING MARRIED I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
06. lmao dwight's shirt. HAHA
07. ANGELA WANTED A CRUCIFIX CAKE?!
08. i'm getting a large lady boner for ed helms.
09. OH MY GOD GROUP CHEERS?! HOLY FUCK BEST EVER. OMG.
10. 'very will smith-esque'
11. LET ME BE YOUR TRAVELLING PANTS.
12. oh my fucking god i love when michael panics.
13. 'i got hit in the face wiht a pee filled balloon, pam.'
14. SO WHAT, YOUR BODY'S A TEN. OMG JIM IS KICKING HIS LUNCH WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY?
15. MADGE!!!!
16. oh, no. naked dwight. :\
17. DWIGHT HIT A BEAR.
18. lmao i love pam's notes to michael.
19. LMAO HE SABOTAGED MICHAEL WITH THE SANDWICH. THAT IS AWESOME.
20. tall and beets.
21. YES, MICHAEL. STEAL HIM!
22. awwwwwwwww andy <3
23. SPIN MOVE.
24. lmao cheese puffs!
that was a cute episode. more jim/pam, plz!

i don't think i've ever mentioned this here, but there is a kid at the bank that has a crush on me.
his name is spencer and he looks exactly like dwight schrute.
no joke.
part of spencer's magic is that he has no idea of anything involving the office.
i've heard more than one person ask where dwight is when he's gone.
so. today. this conversation took place:
i walk up to spencer.
spencer: hey katie!
anthony: hey, i'm learning how to pick locks.
me: because that's important!
anthony: yeah, you never know when it could come in handy. especially at work. maybe for breaking into your co-worker's drawer.
spencer: i keep poison darts down here in case of emergencies.

holy fuck, i almost started laughing at him.
AND THEN I TEXTED EVERYONE I KNEW.
best ever. oh man. i couldn't believe it!!!

also, i'm never taking two weeks off again.
work is kicking my ass!
my legs are so sore! ugh!